Today's schedule

V:
6:45 am - wake up. Have sherpa do my morning yoga routine.
7:45 am - light breakfast consisting of 2 lemon wedges and half of a splenda cube
8 am - Call Chad. Finalize coordinated outfits
9-10 am - go through a few look books and purchase outfits for the following week
11 am - smoke a cigarette, think about my hair
12 pm - have sherpa confirm limo service
12:25 pm: confirm with security that Shattuck Avenue is clear of all hippies, street vermin, low income, middle class and upper middle class people.
1:30 pm: Chadwick arrives
1:40 pm: Have sherpa clear Micro Brewery so we can enjoy our pitcher(s) of beer in peace
2:40 pm: Lunch at Gregoire, where we will order everything on the menu, smell and look at it for 30 minutes before throwing everything back in the cooks face

C:
You forgot our unappreciative sigh at 2:05.