Friday, May 15, 2009

Thoughts on Berlin


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So, apparently these are huge in Berlin, since you see guys wearing them all the time. After the third sighting, I pulled my Dior Homme blazer close to my face, hopped on my sherpa, and hightailed it back to the Four Seasons in Mitte where I've baracaded myself ever since. Naturally. Also, do you think it was in poor taste to wear my Galliano Hammer 'n Sickle jumper during my tour of East Berlin? The hungry eyes those proles were giving me, it was like they haven't eaten in weeks. I can relate. You know, being in the country with only the third largest economy in the world really makes you realize how hard it could be and thankful for your own trustfund. As for your souvenier, would you like Potzdamer Platz or Brandenburg Tor? Brandenburg Tor kind of matches your drapes, but it's your choice.

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