Friday, May 15, 2009

Gift Bags

C:
I'm so excited about your party!

V:
Me too! I'm excited you're coming over! Are you going to hide rubies and diamonds in the scones like you did last xmas???

C:
I don't think so. That Dorka Keehn woman threatened to sue after a six carat yellow diamond sliced open her esophagus. Maybe just some platinum sprinkles. Also, the gift bags I'm planning will contain an Esteban Cortezar gown, 2.000 Euros and a brand new farm-raised Malaysian sherpa.

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