Babies

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Ba-len-ci-a-ga
Ni-cho-las Ghes-qui-e-re

These were the first three words that came out of precocious baby Chadwick's mouth. His mother, Lady A of Berkshire Manor, was so proud until she got over it and traded him in for a $2000 designer Ori Pei pug/sharpei pooch she named 'kitten.' A decision, that although it stung, he totally respects and models all of his decisions on today.